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weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

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politicalsexkitten:

I’m the feminist your father warned you about.

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laughingsquid:

Two Artists Create Pendant Depicting A Squid Attacking the Nautilus From ’20,000 Leagues Under the Sea’
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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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silumia:

i may have peed myself a little watching this

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mynameisnatalee:

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

This is so great.

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(Source: kryptojuice)

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My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun

(Source: fallenforminaj)

posted 1 day ago with 14,268 notes

mcporno:

it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything